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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

You're a frog

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

THe Election

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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