Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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knock,knock you suck

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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