- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

My cat just died.

I have an idea! You leave.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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