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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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