- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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