- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Rylan Clark

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

I hate long jokes -_-

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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