Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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