A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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