- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Jack Stevens

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

PIED NINNY!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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