- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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