TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Hail Hitler

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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whos district champs not JM

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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