Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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