- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

YOLO You only like Oreos

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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