- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

hi bye

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Who is John Galt?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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