Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock knock Go away

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Barbara Streisand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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