What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Jellybeans

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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