Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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