Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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A man walks into a bar

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Equal rights!

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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