Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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