- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Steve Jobs is alive.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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