What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

The queen having a shit

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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