- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

poop.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Help I'm being raped!

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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