What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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