- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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