- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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