how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Balls

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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