- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

i have a christmas tree.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Banana Hamock.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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