- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Womens rights

su algato es en fuego

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

baloney sandwich

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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