- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

gingers

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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