What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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eden stop

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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