- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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