- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Fox News

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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