- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

save me from the nothing ive become

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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