Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Obamacare

it's funny because it's funny

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Death by kayak

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Pickles are powerful

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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