- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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