Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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