what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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my egg roll

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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