- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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what's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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