- Anti Joke

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.