Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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haha

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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