So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Error 37.

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