- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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