- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

there was once a jew

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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