If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

identical jokes get different votes.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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