Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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