- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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