Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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