Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Anti Joke

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