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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's 9 + 10 19

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Women's rights

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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