What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A bar walks into a man

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

One time I walked into a fat kid..

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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