- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Albino African Americans

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.