- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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