Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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