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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why didn't he finish his

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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