- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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