- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's worse than this That :(

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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