- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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