What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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you gay?

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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