- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Two guys walk into a bar.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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