Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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This is a joke.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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just in time?

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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