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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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