Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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