- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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