- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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