Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Not a joke.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Caramel Boing.

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