- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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