- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

womens rights

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

You idiot thats 9 letters

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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