Ring Ring Hello? Click

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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