What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Error 37.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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