Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

your mom

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

A dog was barking at a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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