- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your mom went to college

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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