Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Penis.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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