- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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