A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

bryden is a faggot

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How do you spell eight? 8

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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