How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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