- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Prostitution is bad.......

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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