- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

so...um, yeah

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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