What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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