- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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