what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Yo mama so fat.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

13 =B you just learned something

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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