What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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