What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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