Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Thats what she said

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Stop procrastinating.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Anti Joke

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