- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

GOODBYE

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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