This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Anti Joke

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