How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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