- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Continents are large islands.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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