Balls

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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