- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's 9+10 Ebola

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's 1+1? 69.

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