Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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