What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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black people

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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