What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

This is not funny.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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