Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

This is an anti-joke.

so...um, yeah

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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