- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

I? Everett

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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