The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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MAKE

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Pickles are powerful

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Anti Joke

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