knock knock who's there? hope

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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just in time?

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sky's sty

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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