- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

I? Everett

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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