- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Prostitution is bad.......

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