What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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