An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

what goes boo a sock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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