How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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