What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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