- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

GOODBYE

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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