- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Caramel Boing.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

why did katy fall off her bike?

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Sex education in Texas.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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