What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

My wife made me a sandwich

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's 9 + 10 19

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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