- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

sucks Syntax...

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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