the midget went to the midget store

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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You're a frog

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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