- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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