I'm so punny.

your life

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Patriarchy.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

An Aisian failed a test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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