What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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I'm HIV positive.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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