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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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