What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

womans rights...

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Nick Cannon

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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